The Round Table meets at Trader Vic’s. Would I come as their guest? They need a woman. I don’t know, I say: I’m no Dorothy Parker. “No,” my host agrees kindly, “but you’ll do.” Nervous, I follow him up the stairs to the Captain’s Cabin. I meet the famous movie producer, the famous architect, the famous director, the famous columnist, and there he is, the famous writer, Norman Mailer—just like his photos, twinkly blue eyes, curly silver hair. We sit. They talk. Books. Money. Movies. Money. Boxing. Money. Jazz. No one speaks to me, so I don’t say a word. Carafes of wine appear and plates of food. Norman Mailer starts to move his silverware around with his tiny hands; I have never seen such tiny hands. Baby hands. He lifts his knife up, sets it down. Is he strong enough to cut his steak? Without thinking, I, oldest daughter, mother of three, reach over and begin to cut it for him. The table stills, stares. Well, I think, looking up, they said they needed a woman. Mailer beside me grunts and starts to eat.
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The second novel of Molly Giles, The Home for Unwed Husbands, just came out with Leapfrog Press and her memoir, Life Span, will be published next spring with WTAW Press. She is the author of five award-winning short story collections and has a piece in the current Pushcart Prize Anthology.
Artwork by Barbara Gillette Price
13 comments
Jan Priddy says:
Sep 20, 2023
Oh, my goodness. I am so glad to find this here. Every woman I know has sat at table and been talked over. But cutting Mailer’s steak… I laughed!
Terese Svoboda says:
Sep 21, 2023
Marvelous! Molly Giles always knows how to undercut with the best of them.
pat matsueda says:
Sep 22, 2023
Bravo, Molly
Rae says:
Sep 23, 2023
I’ve done the same, cutting someone’s food and wondered what the person receiving my action thought. It’s tricky. Loved that Giles did that.
Kenny says:
Sep 23, 2023
Ha!
Ginny Horton says:
Sep 23, 2023
They certainly did need a woman at the table! Fun piece. Thanks for sharing.
Amanda Pinkston says:
Sep 27, 2023
“You’ll do”
You did and then some.
Beth Ann Fennelly says:
Sep 29, 2023
This is fabulous. Thanks, Molly Giles!
Jean Coco says:
Oct 16, 2023
“…grunts and starts to eat.” Wow–in 1987! Felt like the 50s. I love this essay.
Leo Vanderpot says:
Oct 18, 2023
You have your epiphanies, and then you have your getevenies. This was going toward the former and then clipped into the latter.
Mordechai Rackover says:
Nov 2, 2023
This is amazing.
There’s a scene in the movie Mr. Mom. Teri Garr cuts her boss’s steak. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c9ae237e-4da6-491e-a383-7cfabdc8ff9d
Gerald Fleming says:
Nov 18, 2023
What a delight to read.
Sean P Farley says:
Nov 25, 2023
Cut the steak. Cut the tension. Cut away the constructs. Good for you.