he is thirteen and (let’s be fair) has started testing out fuck the way a few years ago I added a dash of patriarchy to my speech until, finally, the dam broke and now if you can’t hear it, I think you probably have some work to do.
He’d said fuck when he stubbed his toe, to which I was understanding, then fuck when he won a shoe auction, to which I said hey now, then fuck on a Tuesday while discussing his favorite song, to which I said LANGUAGE and he said Ok Boomer, to which I said I’m not a Boomer, to which he said, That’s the most Boomer thing you can say, to which I said, I still have the receipts for your Christmas gifts, to which he said, Mom I love you!
Two days after Christmas, the gifts are opened, de-tagged, and non-refundable. We’re walking from our cabin in the Absaroka Range, just north of Yellowstone, in nothing but damp swimsuits and boots. It’s maybe eighteen degrees, with a thickening snow coming on, blown sideways by the kind of wind that haunts the Paradise Valley. We walk briskly—my daughter, her best friend (both of them ten), my son, and me, making small talk, cracking jokes, our muscles tense and arms crossed to hold in as much warmth as possible.
My son reaches over and pulls the hat off my head, calling me old lady, saying I can’t take the cold. Hey, I say. What the hell?
He delivers a bully’s HAha
I’m stunned he’s sticking it, not apologizing the way he would have when he was ten, with long hair and an empathetic streak I had to insulate against the world. Back then, I could reprimand him silently with some well-aimed side-eye.
Give it back, I say.
He looks me in the face, smiles. No.
The phrase snaps out of me—a rubber band, released: Fuck off, dude.
I say this to my son, now an inch taller than me: a full-on guy capable of kindness and meanness and everything in between.
He laughs, gives it back, unfazed, having found the line by stepping on it. He was perhaps just trying to play, like he did when he was little, his dad absent. Can we wrestle? Mom, will you wrestle? Mom? Mom? Not my bag, really. Not even my language, but I tried.
We chit-chat and banter, my glasses covered in snow slush and the springs a steam cloud in the distance. I say some crap about how you should never rummage through a lady’s someone’s bag without asking, and you should never take the hat off a man’s someone’s head. I am trying to control assert boundaries—a thing I will need to practice, I’m guessing, as the teen years barrel on, both of us thrilled, dazed, in fear of being bucked off and broken with each wild leap.
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Melissa Stephenson’s writing has appeared in publications such as The Rumpus, ZYZZYVA, Blackbird and Fourth Genre. She recently won the Indiana Emerging Author Award for her memoir, Driven, released by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt in 2018. She lives in Missoula, Montana with her two kids.
10 comments
Jan Priddy says:
Jan 18, 2021
I raised two and even now, sometimes the younger, tests me. And I, even though he is a dad twice over, cannot help responding.
Thank you for this.
Amy Yelin says:
Jan 18, 2021
So great to read your work again Melissa. Was a big fan of your memoir Driven. My boys are now 13 and 14, just about to turn 15. Fastening my seatbelt…
Brennin Weiswerda says:
Jan 31, 2021
This is so beautiful.
sarah conover says:
Feb 3, 2021
Thanks so much for the fun ride, Melissa, content and form both. I’m speaking from a safe distance–both “kids” finally stepping over the 30-year-old line.
Laura Busheikin says:
Feb 5, 2021
Great piece of writing. I love your first sentence. Because fuck the patriarchy, right?
Christina says:
Feb 9, 2021
This is great!
Yael says:
Feb 10, 2021
Thanks for this. I had the same OK boomer conversation with my son. I said I am a Gen-Xer. He said OK boomer.
Billie Kelpin says:
Feb 15, 2021
Love this! My favorite phrase, “having found the line by stepping on it” – Brilliant. The whole tone makes me smile, makes me reminiscent, makes me remember the tight-rope balance of raising a child when the dad is gone.
Melissa Hart says:
Feb 22, 2021
Oof, I needed this today, Melissa. My kid is 14. I’m printing this out as a reminder that I’m not alone in the challenge of parenting a teen. Thank you!
Jeanie Steffey says:
Feb 24, 2021
Yes an even though my daughters are on both coasts each with children of their own, sometimes when I am in their old rooms I can still hear slamming doors and screaming from twenty years ago.